Great One-Liners

Comedians, philosophers, celebrities and gods have all contributed to the art of the one-liner. “History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up,” is one of the great one-liners we’ve found over at, where they also show off such gems as:

– How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

– Hollywood’s a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. (Marilyn Monroe)

– He who slings mud looses ground.

And of particular relevance in an age where individuality is supposed to be one of the highest privileges of our society:

– Hoffer’s law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another.

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